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<h1>How To Stand Like An Alpha Male God</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2015.html">Heartiste: 2015</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/10/26/how-to-stand-like-an-alpha-male-god/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 26, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>“<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20151026191838/https://www.royalcollection.org.uk/collection/2038/mars-and-venus" target="_blank">Mars and Venus</a>“, by Antonio Canova.</p>
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<p>Dat contrapposto. The old timers knew how an <a href="/standing-like-an-alpha.html" target="_blank">alpha male should stand</a> (and how a woman should look when she’s ecstatically submitting to him).</p>
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<p>Crucially, notice how Mars’ chest faces outward (while Venus’ entire body is devoted to him). His eyes pierce Venus’ soul with divine love, but his torso belies a longing in his heart for conquests and glory that are apart from her. See also: <a href="/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon.html" target="_blank">CH Poon Commandment III</a>.</p>
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<p>Compare and contrast with <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20151026191838/http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/menstrual-blood-art-carina-ubeda_n_3499027.html" target="_blank">modern Western art</a>:</p>
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<p>It’s the elevation of ugliness all the way down.</p>
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