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<h1>How To Take A Mug Shot Like An Alpha Male</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/08/20/how-to-take-a-mug-shot-like-an-alpha-male/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 20, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>That’s how it’s done. Suit up. Chin up. Eyes straight. Smirk like you own the joint. Or you’re about to get one over on someone you hate.</p>
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<p>As a commenter noted, Perry’s mug shot reminded him of someone else.</p>
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<p>It’s almost as if there are universal, cosmic rules governing (heh) what facial expressions humans perceive to be recognizably alpha, (or beta. cf: john scalzi).</p>
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<p>When you’re an alpha male, all the world’s a studio shot.</p>
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<p>Since we’re on the subject of alpha male mug shots:</p>
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<p>I detect a nascent smirk and arched eyebrow. But what really ties the alpha together is the T-shirt. Yes, that’s a graphic of his own previous mug shot on his shirt. Recursive jerkboy game.</p>
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<p><em>CH discussion of politicians’ body language does not necessarily imply partisan support or disapproval. So don’t litter the comments section with political yammering.</em></p>
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