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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/11/17/im-surprised-youre/" target="_blank">original article</a> on November 17, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Here is a quick and effective one-liner/neg to toss out that will instantly raise your value with the girl you like. It’s easy to remember, versatile, and virtually betaproof.</p>
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<p>“I’m surprised you’re [wearing those shoes].”</p>
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<p>You can fill in the brackets with anything you notice about her. For example:</p>
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<p>“I’m surprised you’re [wearing that color scarf].”</p>
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<p>Naturally, the girl will follow up indignantly with something like:</p>
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<p>“Why? What do you mean?!”</p>
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<p>You’ll want to calibrate the sting of your reply to her beauty. If she’s an 8 or above, go harsh:</p>
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<p>“Your colors don’t match. Unless that was the look you were going for.”</p>
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<p>If she’s lower than an 8, soften the edges:</p>
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<p>“Oh, nothing. It’s a unique choice. It takes some courage to pull that off.”</p>
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<p>Occasionally, you’ll come across a girl who will challenge your rude observation with a response like this:</p>
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<p>“Yeah, well, I love these shoes. I’m surprised you notice stuff like that.”</p>
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<p>If she gives you flak, don’t sweat it. You’re in! A testy girl is an intrigued girl. You’ve nudged her out of the indifferent zone into the shit test zone. Consider this a troop advancement.</p>
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