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<h1>July 2008 Comment Winner</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/08/03/july-2008-comment-winner/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 3, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>We have a winner, and thanks to the finish line effort by commenter Glengarry Glenpoon (great nick btw) Gannon has been denied the coveted Commenter Trifecta. In response to my post “<a href="/would-you-date-her.html" target="_blank">Would You Date Her</a>“, Glenpoon <a href="https://heartiste.org2008/07/30/would-you-date-her/#comment-22037" target="_blank">wrote this</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>[quote from original post]: <em>I’d leave a very subtle hint, like a fake arm on her pillow before she goes to bed.</em></p><p>Make it a prosthetic gun, or maybe a terminator arm. She could be the coolest gf ever. The coolest.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Quentin Tarantino agrees.</p>
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<p>Runner-up July 2008 Comment Winner award goes to <a href="http://www.vksempireofdirt.com/" target="_blank">Virgle Kent</a>, for his <a href="/summer-2008-ass-challenge.html" target="_blank">excellent judging</a> of the first entry in the <a href="/summer-2008-ass-challenge.html" target="_blank">Summer 2008 Ass Challenge</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>In my expert opinion let me say GOD DAMN!!! As we like to say in the hood, “ol’ girl is working with a donkey”. She has the kind of phatty you could set your drink on while she’s standing up and tell her you’ll be right back.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Honorable Mention goes to Gannon, whose comment to my post “<a href="/when-the-body-and-face-dont-match.html" target="_blank">When The Body And Face Don’t Match</a>” shows he has an understanding of the important things in life:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Gannon doesn’t care if a vagina is shaved or not, as long as it belongs to a (legal) teen girl.<br/> Issues that Gannon cares about:<br/> Is the vagina still virgin?<br/> How does the vagina smell?<br/> Is the vagina still tight after childbirth?</p></blockquote>
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<p>As usual, Gannon gets right to the clinical heart of the matter in his trademark deadpan style.</p>
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<p>Congratulations, gentlemen. A plaster cast of one of my ex-girlfriend’s labia is on the way. Comes with pre-drilled hole.</p>
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