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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/11/28/obama-wants-a-manly-dog/" target="_blank">original article</a> on November 28, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Reading this <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/26/obama-no-girly-dog-for-ou_n_146679.html" target="_blank">interview snippet</a> between Obama and Barbara Walters gives me hope that he will have the sack to face down the Russians, who are at the moment giddily trying to reconstitute Cold War II:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Obma: “What is a Havanese?”</p><p>Barbara Walters: “It’s like a little terrier and they’re non-allergenic and they’re the sweetest dogs..”</p><p>O: [Face suddenly changes.] “It’s like a little yappy dog?”</p><p>Michelle: “Don’t criticize.”</p><p>O: “It, like, sits in your lap and things?”</p><p>M: “It’s a cute dog.”</p><p>O: “It sounds kinda like a girly dog.”</p><p>M: “We’re girls. We have a houseful of girls.”</p><p>O [with hand gestures]: “We’re going to have a big rambunctious dog, of some sort.”</p></blockquote>
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<p>If Obama were to choose a dog <a href="/yuppie-child-substitute.html" target="_blank">like this</a>... <a href="/yuppie-child-substitute-part-2.html" target="_blank">or this</a>... America would be the laughingstock of the world (except in Sweden, where men sit to pee). The Russians would be parking nukes on barges within spitting distance of Myrtle Beach. Blessedly, Obama shows sparks of alphatude completely at odds with his citizen of the world cosmopolitan leftism.</p>
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<p>I bet if George W. Bush had said he doesn’t want a “girly dog”, the liberal media would have gone apeshit chastising him for his Neanderthal sexist and species-ist views. The feminists would have ripped off their breasts shrieking a battle cry to the heavens. But Obama gets a pass. The commenters at Huffington Post are sharing in his big dog love. More proof that lefties should never be taken seriously.</p>
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