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    <h1>Reality Check</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/03/18/reality-check/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 18, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>I was walking with a friend down a city street here in the city and we took a running tally of all the cute girls we passed. We lost count. No sooner were we leering at admiring one hot chick when another one appeared and stole our attention. I wondered if this was how lions felt when there were too many prey animals to choose from on the veldt — overwhelmed to the point of inaction.</p>
  <p>One of the routes I frequently take has tons of chicks.</p>
  <p>That’s an average of 70 <em>inspiring</em> girls along this heavily-trafficed route. I rarely see repeats, except for the Pink Ladies loitering in front of Asylum. This route is probably the second best in city for day game, just behind Kansas.</p>
  <p>As you can see, the center city is a magnet for girls who want to sit on the benches and pretend to type on laptops.</p>
  <p>This heavy concentration of babes in parts of the city can lead a man to mistakenly believe the whole world is a playground of available women ripe for his charms. He may then conclude there is no hurry to approach any one girl since there’s always another one coming. Such a flawed perspective needs a reality check, so I’ve put together a handy chart that shows indisputably how few acceptable girls there are in an average day for a man to hit on.</p>
  <table><tbody><tr><td>Age of woman</td><td># per 100 you’ll see walking around on any given Saturday in DC*</td><td>% 7s and Above</td><td># of Acceptable Targets (rounded)</td><td># of acceptable targets who will be single** at any given time</td></tr><tr><td>18</td><td>1</td><td>92</td><td>1</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>19</td><td>2</td><td>88</td><td>2</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>20</td><td>4</td><td>80</td><td>3</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>21</td><td>4</td><td>70</td><td>3</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>22</td><td>5</td><td>65</td><td>4</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>23</td><td>7</td><td>55</td><td>3</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>24</td><td>9</td><td>47</td><td>4</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>25</td><td>10</td><td>42</td><td>4</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>26</td><td>11</td><td>37</td><td>4</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>27</td><td>9</td><td>33</td><td>3</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>28</td><td>6</td><td>28</td><td>2</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>29</td><td>4</td><td>25</td><td>1</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>30</td><td>4</td><td>20</td><td>1</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>31</td><td>3</td><td>15</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>32</td><td>3</td><td>12</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>33</td><td>2</td><td>10</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>34</td><td>2</td><td>8</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>35</td><td>2</td><td>5</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>36</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>37</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>38</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>39</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>40</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>41</td><td>1</td><td>1/2</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>42</td><td>1</td><td>1/4</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>43</td><td>1</td><td>1/5</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>44</td><td>1</td><td>1/10</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>45</td><td>1</td><td>1/100</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><tr><td>The Wall</td><td>Invisible</td><td>0</td><td>N/A</td><td>N/A</td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td><strong>Totals</strong></td><td><strong>100</strong></td><td></td><td><strong>35</strong></td><td><strong>15</strong></td></tr></tbody></table>
  <p>*Older women will tend to be found in Costco on a Saturday afternoon buying bulk Oreos for their kids.<br/>**Restricted to girls who are open to meeting men. Women in the city between 28 and 35 are more likely to be single than women under 25.</p>
  <p>From my chart, the pickings are slim. For every 100 women in a youth-oriented city that attracts good-looking girls from all over the country, you will be aroused by 35 of them, and have an outside shot at gratifying your arousal with only 15.</p>
  <p>To put it in another perspective, since most men agree on what constitutes a 7 and above, you’re competing with 100 other guys for 15 vaginas. Do you have what it takes to be in the top 15%?</p>
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