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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/04/27/sobering-thought-of-the-day/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 27, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>If a potential flu pandemic won’t convince America’s elites to act to close the southern border, then nothing will.</p>
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<p>Any bets on how many Americans would have to be stricken with a superstrain of H1N1 before our representatives (and I use the term loosely) decide to stop the inflow of illegals? 1,000? 10,000? 1 million? Or ten well-situated pundits working for the Wall Street Journal and New York Beta Times?</p>
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<p>I do believe it is time for a handy dandy chart.</p>
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<p># of American deaths caused Action taken by American<br/> by Mexican machismoflu government <br/> 10 Nothing to see here, move along.<br/> 100 It’s fully contained to a few small pockets.<br/> The habanero spice must flow.<br/> 1,000 No point in closing the border now.<br/> Flu’s already here!<br/> 10,000 We’re all gonna die anyway.<br/> Better to die in a diverse country.<br/> 100,000 We’ll put up a cheapo ineffective fence just to<br/> show you rubes how ineffective fences are.<br/> 1,000,000 <em>*** bzzt... end transmission... bzzt... beep ***</em><br/> Revolution.</p>
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