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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2016.html">Heartiste: 2016</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2016/01/28/spot-the-alpha-male-tell/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 28, 2016. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>[Update below]</strong></p>
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<p>Megyn Kelly, a bimbo with a heart three times too masculine, has it in for The Trumpening. She’s too biased, and she can’t be trusted, so Trump was right to make her removal from the GOP debate moderator panel a condition of his attendance. (Trump has since called Roger Ailes’ bluff. It was beautiful. Trump is dismantling the legacy media right before our eyes.)</p>
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<p>But did you know Megyno Kelly, the manjawed embodiment of gogrrl, riotgrrl, tankgrrl, de-feminized lawyercuntery, was rumored to have had an extramarital affair with a college student in 2008?</p>
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<p>Megyn Kelly, fully-fledged narcissist and product of the post-America sexual market dystopia representing everything wrong with American women, looks awfully happy in that photo. I’d even say glowing. Did he slip her the D moments before that photo was taken?</p>
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<p>I’m inclined to believe he did. Why? Because there’s a major alpha male tell in this snapshot. Can you see it? First commenter to get it right wins Bernie Sanders’ tree money.</p>
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<p>PS I know some of you misanthropes are thinking “short manlet... there’s no way he was banging Megyn”. Have you learned nothing from your visits to the Chateau? Alpha maleness is more, much more, than physical stature. Short men may, on average, have it tougher than tall men, but if they have compensating personality attractiveness traits they can score a grimy giny giantess like Megynocracy.</p>
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<p>***</p>
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<p>Reader The Raven was the first to get it right. No <a href="/guess-who-doesnt-hoverhand.html" target="_blank">hoverhand</a>. This guy has got the Grip of Ownage on Megyn’s shoulder.</p>
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<p>Other commenters pointed to additional evidence of alphatude. His forward-facing torso. The loose belt buckle which looks like he rushed to dress after their bathroom dalliance. And the impertinence with which he presses his body into hers (or hers into his). There is no daylight between them, thigh to shoulder.</p>
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<p>Thumbs up, college bro! You may not always meet aggro Fox News “””reporters”””, but when you do you make it count.</p>
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