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<h1>T-Shirt Contest</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/06/13/t-shirt-contest/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 13, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A reader suggested I sell game-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had:</p>
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<p>My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these:</p>
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<p><strong>Nerd = Fat Woman<br/> Hate is as natural as Love<br/> Status Is Everything<br/> Your sexual market value is overpriced.<br/> Kitten at night, cougar in the morning.<br/> I don’t give a shit what you do for a living.<br/> Chick with dick = lawyer.<br/> Celibacy = Metadeath.<br/> Chicks dig power.<br/> Guys dig beauty.<br/> Marriage is a raw deal.</strong></p>
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<p>Or I could go hipster ironic:</p>
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<p><strong>I’m a beta.<br/> I’m holding out for an alpha.</strong> (for da ladies)<br/> <strong>I’ll be your provider beta.</strong> (for da guys)<br/> <strong>I fall for game.</strong> (also for da ladies)<br/> <strong>My dating market value is greater omega.<br/> Cuckold me. It’s in your genes.</strong></p>
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<p>Etc.</p>
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<p>The floor is open.</p>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong> <a href="http://www.arjewtino.com/" target="_blank">Arjewtino</a> recommended a T-shirt wording contest. Winner receives a free T-shirt and recognition in a blog post. Imagine the fame!</p>
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