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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/08/20/the-best-all-purpose-chat-reply-to-any-girls-obnoxious-question/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 20, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>GIRL: “<a href="/what-to-say-when-a-girl-calls-you-gay.html" target="_blank">Are you gay</a>?”</p>
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<p>MAN:</p>
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<p>Perfection is rarely seen so clearly in the wild.</p>
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<p>Sending this pic to a frisky filly may not guarantee the bang, but goddamn will it leave a smile on your face. And likely on hers, too.</p>
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<p>PS And here’s the worst — and also the funniest — reply to any girl’s obnoxious question:</p>
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<blockquote><p>IF A GIRL EVER SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD END HER LIFE BY PUMMELING HER WITH SOME RIGHTEOUS FISTS OF EXTREMELY MASCULINE FURY THEN WHILE SHE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR IN A PILE OF HER OWN BLOOD I WOULD PUT A BUN IN HER OVEN. FOR CLARITY, I MEAN THAT I WOULD LITERALLY STUFF A BREAD ROLL UP HER VAGINA. THEN I WOULD WATCH SOME TOM CRUISE MOVIES. BE CAREFUL NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY THE DARKNESS</p></blockquote>
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<p>h/t yeahokcool. This may be the first time ALL CAPS wasn’t overkill.</p>
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