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<h1>The Manlet Dialect: Fagcent</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2016/02/03/the-manlet-dialect-fagcent/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 3, 2016. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Recall that Pajamaboy <a href="/the-most-punchable-shitlib-face-of-2015.html" target="_blank">won the 2015 Most Punchable Shitlib Face</a> tournament. In the comments, a reader warned that these punchable shitlibs have voices that are as insufferably effete as their plush pool boy mugs.</p>
<blockquote><p>Just wait until you hear them speak;</p><p>Dylan Matthews: <a href="http://www.c-span.org/video/?311177-6/sequestration-labor-department-budget-cuts" target="_blank">http://www.c-span.org/video/?311177-6/sequestration-labor-department-budget-cuts</a></p><p>Pajama Boy aka Ethan Krupp: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuRb4YJvvmM" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuRb4YJvvmM</a></p><p>It’s like the faggot accent has become a standardized dialect throughout America.</p></blockquote>
<p>Call it the “fagcent”. As in, “Did you hear that effeminate shitlib bitch about pico-aggressions? What a fagcent!”</p>
<p>It’s hard to encapsulate the fagcent in one word; it’s really a constellation of horribly enfeebled verbal tics. It’s sing-songy, lilting, often high-pitched (but not always), and appropriates female inflections like vocal fry and <a href="/lets-have-a-talk-about-uptalk.html" target="_blank">uptalk</a>. The overall impression is of a snarky, sneering little manboy trying to sound like a passive-aggressive woman in drag.</p>
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