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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/09/17/the-worlds-first-hot-chick-with-douchebag/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 17, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Peacocking head accessory? Check.<br/> Overindulgent Roman guido (the original!) necklace? Check.<br/> Cheeseball earrings? Check.<br/> Hours in the gymnasium building neck muscles? Check.<br/> Tunic unbuttoned down to navel to display sprouts of chest hair? Check.<br/> Thousand yard stare of stupidity? Check.<br/> Deep Mediterranean orange tan? Check.<br/> Chick is a slut? Check.</p>
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<p>Historical accuracy confirmed. The world’s first hot chick with douchebag!</p>
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<p>(Link and association provided by commenters Lucifer and Ruby. Great JOOOORB guys.)</p>
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