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<h1>Toddler Game</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/08/02/toddler-game/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 2, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140805090342if_/http://www.youtube.com/embed/MOs5K5-NtXs?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>Too funny. Even funnier: There are some gems of game to be mined from this humor. A reader writes,</p>
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<blockquote><p>It’s titled “Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not a Toddler”. I say it’s Things You Do When You Don’t Give a Fuck.</p><p>I’m going to walk up to girls and announce that I sleep in a big boy bed.</p></blockquote>
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<p>The “big boy bed” line is gold, and would work if your delivery is stone-faced. Other examples of “Toddler Game” that can be modified for adult-sized game.</p>
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<p>– Walking naked in front of a girl you just started dating. (“I need these moments of freedom.”)<br/> – “I’m 35-and-a-half.” Good all-purpose answer to girls asking your age.<br/> – Hiding behind a pant leg or a chair when a girl asks you a personal question.<br/> – Swapping a girl’s glasses and examining them with focused intent.<br/> – Throwing stuff on the ground.</p>
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<p>CH has covered this territory before. Children are great real life naturals at game. You’ll get a better education in how to tease women by watching little boys interact with little girls. We forget these life lessons as adulthood robs us of our wonderment and carefree attitude. Chicks dig the free and easy boy inside.</p>
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