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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/10/12/why-having-kids-is-not-a-measure-of-a-mans-alphaness/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 12, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Kindred stone cold truth tellers occasionally <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20131020232927/http://anepigone.blogspot.com/2013/09/expendables-are-more-interesting.html" target="_blank">like to rib</a> your humble galactic overlord by pointing out that social survey data shows that beta males have more kids than alpha males as the latter are commonly recognized, and that this means betas aren’t really betas. I respond, with amused mastery, that having kids is no measure of a man’s alphaness, especially not in this day and age of brat-thwarting contraception.</p>
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<p>But there’s more contradicting the speciousness of this “kids = alpha male” line of thought than just the expectation-busting effect of contraception. To give the readers a clue into why it’s so wrong-headed to assume fatherhood is a default alpha state, read <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20131020232927/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2424680/Kate-Thompson-Britains-worst-wife--shes-proud-it.html" target="_blank">this story</a>.</p>
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<p>The guy has two (putative) sons by his parrot-faced wife, yet she does no housework, doesn’t cook, and only has sex with him on his birthday, and then not even every birthday. A bit of an extreme example of a neglectful, sex-withholding wife, but the extremes illuminate what it’s like for the mediocre masses of married men who suffer similar torments, albeit less spectacularly, at the hands of their ingrate wives who prefer to diddle to vampire porn.</p>
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<p>So, yeah, you can snag yourself a fading beauty eager to accomplish the goal of popping out some rugrats with a man she can feel certain will do as he’s told, but don’t for a second think that “””achievement””” makes you an alpha male. The alpha male may or may not get married, may or may not have kids, but rest assured he’s not begging like a dog for pellets of pussy chow or listlessly shuffling around the house in an apron holding a dust buster.</p>
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<p>Oh no, just the opposite; the wife of an alpha male is throwing herself at him because she can’t get enough of his <a href="/this-house-is-clean-and-sex-free.html" target="_blank">undomesticated dongle</a>.</p>
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<p>In <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20131020232927/http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/10/10/study-shows-many-people-dont-end-up-with-their-true-love/" target="_blank">related beta male news</a>, a new study found that upwards of 70% of couples are not with their true loves and are just “making do”. So sad. Game can help men find and keep their true love instead of settling for any girl who will take them. Game is pro-love. Game will get you closer to God.</p>
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