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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2010.html">Heartiste: 2010</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2010/09/14/why-you-should-incinerate-your-used-condoms/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 14, 2010. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Via reader Tim, <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227030904/http://www.funnyyahooquestions.com/" target="_blank">Funny Yahoo Questions</a> is an archive of hilarity. And disturbing vileness.</p>
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<p>The desperation of single moms knows no limit. Seven years without a replacement father to foot the bills can really fuck with a lonely mother’s ethical code:</p>
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<p>Men, always flush your used condoms down the toilet. And whatever you do, don’t let her dispose of the condom for you. Thanks to our fucked-up nonsensical anti-male laws, all it takes is one crazy bitch to saddle you with a kid tax for eighteen years.</p>
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<p>What’s the leading indicator that a man is dating a young, hot chick?</p>
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<p>When he’s turned on by her sitting on his face. You will never hear a man say he wants an aging cougar or a fat chick to sit on his face, unless he is a freak loser. A young babe’s ass crack is intoxicating like a rose. A cougar’s ass is a dingleberry jungle. PSA: When doing a cougar from behind, press the ass cheeks together so you don’t have to view the tangled mess within. Your boner will thank you.</p>
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