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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/07/30/cologne-on-your-balls/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 30, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>I have found the perfect cologne: Armani Attitude</p>
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<a href="/files/sHVHMW2G.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/sHVHMW2G.jpg"></a>
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<p>It’s got a manly earthy undertone with a powerful musk oxen finish. I like to spritz a little on my crotch. A man with genitals as regal as mine deserves the finest perfumes.</p>
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<p>“Did you spray cologne down here?”</p>
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<p>“Yes.”</p>
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<p>“Why?”</p>
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<p>“I think you’ve answered that.”</p>
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<p>“Well, it does smell pretty good.”</p>
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<p>“A boner bouquet.”</p>
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<p>I think I’m onto something. I’m going to market a crotch cologne called “Eau de Another Woman’s Vaj Juice On My Dick”. It’ll be like catnip to the ladies.</p>
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