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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/04/28/comment-of-the-week-3/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 28, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Commenter James notices a pattern, and it looks suspiciously like a hamster’s roan coat:</p>
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<blockquote><p>every sicilian or italian I’ve known has claimed their family has mob connections. just like every black guy is a producer and its every stripper’s first day. its all bullshit.</p></blockquote>
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<p>What’s the NUMBER ONE lie you will hear from single, upper middle class girls?</p>
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<p>“I don’t normally do this.”</p>
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<p>***</p>
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<p>Da runner-up Comment of the Week winner is.... wait for it... loolzzllolzlzol... GBFM!</p>
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<blockquote><p>lzozozzozol</p><p>yes in my psychology class in college the essay question was, “What is the dark triad?”</p><p>so i thougought<br/> and thought<br/> and thought<br/> and hinked baout it<br/> and thought some more<br/> and thought<br/> and thinked<br/> and thinked and theought<br/> and thought and thought<br/> and then<br/> it hit me</p><p>The Dark Triad is<br/> da GBFMs<br/> big black lotsasoaz cockaksks<br/> and his two ballz! (count dem 1 2!!!)</p><p>and I proved it too:</p><p>2 balls + 1 cockas = 3 = triad<br/> QED</p><p>lzozozozozozolozozozo</p><p>for some reason da ididiton asshole teahcerz made a mistake<br/> and gave me<br/> an<br/> F</p><p>and as a ruestlt result i have been considered unemployable<br/> uneeplomeyyablelzl<br/> unepelelmployablelzllz</p><p>which sucks<br/> beause<br/> i would lve love kov e love to be<br/> a barista<br/> in starbuckz</p><p>where i could take a shot of epsresso<br/> for every shot i served<br/> and go<br/> zlzlzozoozzoozozzz<br/> all<br/> day long<br/> z;zlzlozlozozozlzzzozz</p></blockquote>
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<p>Punctuation and spelling left untouched. You don’t mess with perfection.</p>
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