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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/07/14/comment-of-the-week-when-it-does-count/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 14, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Anonymous (choose a handle you lazy bum) lists the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Unless a girl has:</p><p>1. vaginal intercourse</p><p>2. with a guy</p><p>3. multiple times</p><p>4. over multiple days</p><p>a. that are not in a row</p><p>b. but are not separated by more than a month from each other</p><p>5. in her region of residence in her home country,</p><p>6. not during spring break or another vacation</p><p>7. while sober from alcohol and drugs, including legal prescriptions</p><p>“it doesn’t count”.</p></blockquote>
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<p>General Social Survey data experts are baffled that the face-to-face questioning the GSS utilizes yields <a href="/why-gss-sex-questions-should-be-taken-with-a-flat-of-salt.html" target="_blank">inaccurate results</a> about women’s sexual habits.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #101: The sluttier the girl, the more noticeably pregnant she’ll need to be before she admits to having had sex that “counts”.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Corollary to Maxim #101: Even then.... “Oh, it’s the way the shirt fits.”</strong></p>
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