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<h1>He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2010.html">Heartiste: 2010</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2010/01/31/he-hit-me-and-it-felt-like-a-kiss/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 31, 2010. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Do you think I am the first to notice that a significant number/sizeable minority/secret majority of women get turned on when a man hits them?</p>
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<p>Heh. No. Here’s a little ditty by <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031254/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystals" target="_blank">The Crystals</a>, an all women singing group, circa early 1960s:</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031254if_/https://www.youtube.com/embed/f20Oz9Yr_So?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>Thanks to reader Luke Stiles for sending me this link.</p>
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<p>And to all you piously indignant losers and pantywaist nancyboys with your skirts over your heads who can’t handle the truth... take it up with the ladies. They were singing about the dark recesses of female desire long before I ever arrived on the scene.</p>
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<p>In the voice of that squat little lady from Poltergeist: This truth is gleaned.</p>
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