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<h1>How To Tell That Being Called A Slut Matters To Girls</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/01/07/how-to-tell-that-being-called-a-slut-matters-to-girls/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 7, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #77: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.</strong></p>
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<p>Based on the above maxim (and as amply demonstrated by the recent histrionic howling of the jezguzzling automatards shrieking on cue when confronted with my disconcerting words of truth), the top three soulkilling disses, in descending order of female ego destruction:</p>
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<ul><li>Being called ugly</li><li>Being called old</li><li>Being called a slut</li></ul>
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<p>Corollary to Maxim #77: Assuming your words aren’t too wide of the mark thus blunting the serrated edge of their slice, the worst insult you can call a woman is “hideously ugly old cougar cumfunneling whore”.*</p>
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<p>This has been a public service announcement courtesy of The Hell Matrix From Which You Can Run, But Cannot Escape.</p>
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<p>PS The male equivalents are:</p>
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<ul><li>Being called a loser</li><li>Being called a coward</li><li>Being called a fag</li></ul>
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<p>*Note that some women, particularly those of the fat, slutty and spinstery variety, will co-opt these words and use them among themselves in a transparently feeble attempt to mute their power to psychologically wound. When you hear women doing this, know that their soft underbellies are turned up for the quick and easy evisceration. “Cunt” is an especially vicious insult that never fails to get under the skin.</p>
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