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<h1>Motivation & Pre-Game CR</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2010.html">Heartiste: 2010</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2010/03/12/motivation-pre-game-cr/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 12, 2010. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Years ago when I was rooming in a big house with three other guys, I used to have this short motivational list, handed to me by a friend, taped to my closet door.</p>
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<blockquote><p>THE ONLY ADVICE YOU’LL EVER NEED</p><p>Chicks dig power.<br/> Don’t date.<br/> Never pay.<br/> Play by your own rules.<br/> He who hesitates masturbates.<br/> Better to pursue lots of women until you find one willing to go all the way right away than to waste a month on a tease.<br/> Women want to be seduced.<br/> Hot sexy babes want to fuck someone... why not you?</p></blockquote>
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<p>This advice hasn’t stopped working for me.</p>
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<p>Readers occasionally ask me what I was like before I learned game. Before Game. BG. Heh. I used to think there was a time Before Game in my life, but upon further reflection, maybe there never was. I’ll give you an example of what I mean. I was sifting through some mementos during a spring cleaning when I came across a handwritten note I had given to a girl back in the day before I ever knew what a neg was, or anything much about female nature at all.</p>
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<p>I’ve always believed there was something special... uncorrupted... about girls I banged before the advent of game in my life. As if winning them over without the use of game and the crimson arts placed them on a higher pedestal than women who would later fall under my more calculated spell. I could look back fondly on those early years bangs and imagine I was “being myself” with those girls, and that the girls loved me for me. So when I found the note I had once long ago written to a girl who was more beautiful than I ever believed I could get, a wave of happy nostalgia and warm feelings for her washed over me. Here, now, in my hand, was proof that there are girls in the world who swoon for romantic, idealistic men. That the Hollywood love story really is possible! I read the note.</p>
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<blockquote><p>ROSES ARE RED<br/> VIOLETS ARE BLUE<br/> YOU’RE A CUTIE<br/> BUT YOUR FEET ARE PEW!</p></blockquote>
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<p>Nope, turns out I was running game back then too, before I knew the power of the neg.</p>
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<p>For the curious, she responded to my lovelorn poem on the back of the note.</p>
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<p>“You, Nosey Parker, first, who asked you to smell my precious feet? Second, I won’t sink to describing all the smells abundant here!”</p>
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<p>Later that evening we had the most amazing sex. She came three times.</p>
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