52 lines
3.9 KiB
HTML
52 lines
3.9 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||
<html lang="en">
|
||
<head>
|
||
<meta charset="UTF-8">
|
||
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
|
||
<title>Predict This Man's Romantic Future — GigaChad</title>
|
||
<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.ico">
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css?v=1">
|
||
<meta property="og:type" content="website">
|
||
<meta property="og:title" content="Predict This Man's Romantic Future — GigaChad">
|
||
<meta property="og:description" content="The greatest website on the interwebz!">
|
||
<meta property="og:image" content="/icons/chads/chad.png">
|
||
</head>
|
||
<body>
|
||
<script>
|
||
const setTheme = () => {
|
||
const root = document.documentElement
|
||
const storage = localStorage.length > 0 ? localStorage : sessionStorage
|
||
for (let key in storage) {
|
||
if (storage.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
|
||
root.style.setProperty(key, storage.getItem(key))
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
}
|
||
setTheme()
|
||
document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', () => { if (!document.hidden) setTheme() })
|
||
</script>
|
||
<h1>Predict This Man's Romantic Future</h1>
|
||
<div style="text-align: center;">
|
||
<a href="/"><img class="epic" src="/icons/chads/chad.png"></a>
|
||
</div>
|
||
<hr>
|
||
<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
|
||
<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/09/25/predict-this-mans-romantic-future/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 25, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
|
||
<!-- This article was generated automatically using GigaChad System Alpha: HEARTISTE v1.0. If there are any stylistic errors or bugs, please report them. -->
|
||
<p>If all you had to go on was a couple’s photo together, could you predict the man’s romantic future? Exhibit Gay:</p>
|
||
<a href="/files/SHWw5t7A.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/SHWw5t7A.jpg"></a>
|
||
<p>Men made aware of the sexual market undercurrent propelling each person through superficially detached life events woven into a unified whole by the prime directive could glance at this photo and know in an instant, based on nothing but body language cues, the fate of this happy couple.</p>
|
||
<p>There is, of course, the obvious. Mixed-race couples tend to fair poorer than same-race couples. And he looks forty years older than her.</p>
|
||
<p>But beyond those black and white monochromatic signatures, there are almost equally telling giveaways in his and her body postures that predict their marital fortune. He grasps her with <a href="/why-men-shouldnt-mate-guard.html" target="_blank">fearful possessiveness</a>. He leans into her like a human Pisa tower. Her smile is all show, no glow. Her dead eyes reveal her emotional distance. Worse, and most humorously, her head has craned away from his head at an angle that precisely mirrors his neck crick. She checked out of this lovely scene long before the camera flashed.</p>
|
||
<p>Can you predict his romantic future from this photo? Take a guess before reading further.</p>
|
||
<p>.</p>
|
||
<p>.</p>
|
||
<p>.</p>
|
||
<p>.</p>
|
||
<p>She willingly stayed married to him <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140927124512/http://www.reportng.com/2014/09/jamaican-bride-dumps-new-husband-20.html" target="_blank">for 20 minutes after her green card cleared</a>.</p>
|
||
<p>Beta males need to learn game and to hear non-nonsense talk about the differing nature of the sexes so that they can spot the clues early in a relationship or even during a first date that a woman isn’t as enamored of them as they are of her. This bracing acceptance of reality would save them time, energy, money, and heartache, and most crucially save them the accumulating bitterness that is inevitably projected onto future women who may be good for them.</p>
|
||
<hr>
|
||
<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
|
||
</body>
|
||
</html>
|