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<h1>Slam Shibboleth</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/04/18/slam-shibboleth/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 18, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A dumpling faced feminist-slash-slam poetess made a video about the horrible, terrible, no good culture of beauty that oppresses women and keeps them from realizing their dreams of being ugly rocket scientists that men love so much. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6wJl37N9C0" target="_blank">Watch it here</a>.</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/M6wJl37N9C0?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>It has 1.7 million views and 17,000 likes. The platitude pushers will not want for addicts any time soon.</p>
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<p>Did you know CH was once a slam poetry hero? Yes, it’s true. The spirit of syncopated sulky syllable slamming once moved yer ‘umble host to heights of grandiose on-stage spasming. Chicks loved it. Hipster doofuses wished they could capture a rhythmic beat of Heartiste magic, so that they may slay their own snapperdragons.</p>
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<p>Good news! Recently unearthed from the underworld slam poetry archives is rare video footage of one of CH’s charmed apprentices performing a satire of the droopy-eyed feminist’s battle cry to wage war against mascara and the cruel judgment of looks-ism. To fully appreciate the (he)artistry, watch the above video before watching the following. (Give the video a few minutes to buffer.)</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/14367662/not-pretty" target="_blank">Not Pretty</a></p>
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