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<h1>Spot The Alpha Male</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2012.html">Heartiste: 2012</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/01/27/spot-the-alpha-male/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 27, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Which one is the alpha male? A lot of times — an uncomfortable amount of time for most equalists who give it a moment’s thought — you can judge a man’s character simply by looking at him; his expression, his posture, his general vibe. Don’t be thrown by the proximity of slutty ladies. Who <em>looks</em> more like an alpha male to you? And then ask yourself, why does he look alpha?</p>
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<p>The photo comes from <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120206094832/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2089466/Emma-Schofield-27-celebrating-engagement-sleeping-fiances-DAD.html#ixzz1kZNJ9Olc" target="_blank">this story</a>. You’l discover that the guy who looks alpha inevitably attracts his quarry, leaving the beta a broken man, just like millions of betas before him, and family reunions will never be the same. Also, one of the all-time great negs is buried in the article.</p>
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<blockquote><p>I sat with Darren on the sofa with a glass of wine, and suddenly he turned to me and said: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you looking this attractive.”</p></blockquote>
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<p>That was a Federer backhand right there. Naturally, she lobbed her pussy in return.</p>
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<p>I’ve wondered how fathers of sons with pretty girlfriends handle their presence in the household, particularly when the fat wife waddles by to clarify the stark difference in mate value. I know I’d be going for it if the chick was dropping indicators of interest like left-wing Canadian academics drop <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120206094832/http://news.yahoo.com/low-iq-conservative-beliefs-linked-prejudice-180403506.html" target="_blank">scientifically flawed, axe-grinding studies</a>.</p>
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