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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/05/01/the-best-all-purpose-alpha-male-text-response/" target="_blank">original article</a> on May 1, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Esteemed and slightly deranged readers, a contest is in order to determine the best, all-purpose alpha male text response that a man can send to a woman who is behaving womanly. By “womanly”, I mean head games, coyness, and the usual panoply of female shit tests intended to weed out the wilting betabois from the alert alphas. By “all-purpose”, I mean a response that can be slipped seamlessly into the flow of most text conversations with a girl whom you are trying to bang (or not bang, but just fucking around with for flirty fun) that serves to heighten her curiosity and sexual interest.</p>
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<p>An all-purpose alpha male text ideally would be:</p>
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<p>1. Short and sweet. Chicks dig opaque men.</p>
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<p>2. Funny and/or witty.</p>
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<p>3. Self-entitled.</p>
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<p>4. Endearingly dismissive and cocky.</p>
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<p>5. Borderline assholish.</p>
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<p>6. Sufficiently ambiguous that it can be used as a reply to a variety of soft or hard challenges from women.</p>
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<p>The following ten contenders for <strong>Most Alpha Text (MAT)</strong> are the collected gems culled from the best of the Chateau archives:</p>
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<p>“gay” (credit: el chief)</p>
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<p>“<a href="/chicks-dig-jerks-game-is-its-own-status.html" target="_blank">Bring the movies</a>“</p>
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<p>“<a href="/the-next-great-dismissive-alpha-male-line.html" target="_blank">I don’t want to get you pregnant</a>“</p>
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<p>“<a href="/women-love-aloof-and-indifferent-men-more-proof.html" target="_blank">nah</a>“</p>
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<p>“Little spoons don’t ask big questions”</p>
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<p>“lotstas ccockas 4u lzozozozoz”</p>
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<p>“<a href="/seriously-tho-ur-pussy-rocks.html" target="_blank">Seriously tho! ur pussy rocks!</a>“</p>
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<p>“<a href="/a-beta-orbiter-gets-the-green-light.html" target="_blank">Are you auditioning for a soap opera?</a>“</p>
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<p>“tl;dr”</p>
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<p>“<a href="/how-to-respond-to-a-girl-who-dumps-you-over-facebook.html" target="_blank">8===D</a>“</p>
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<p>Think hard about this vote, because your life depends on it.</p>
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<p>The voting: Most Alpha TextgayBring the moviesI don’t want to get you pregnantnahLittle spoons don’t ask big questionslotstas ccockas 4u lzozozozozSeriously tho! ur pussy rocks!Are you auditioning for a soap opera?tl;dr8===D<a target="_blank"><strong>Vote</strong></a><a href="javascript:PD_vote7142548(1);" target="_blank">View Results</a><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140414032501/http://polldaddy.com/signup-free/?ad=poll-front" target="_blank">Polldaddy.com</a></p>
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