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<h1>The Biggest Female Rationalization Hamster Dropping Ever</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/07/10/the-biggest-female-rationalization-hamster-dropping-ever/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 10, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>The Hamster of the Month winner is no contest. It’s the rodents who power the lizard brains of <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140716003830/http://www.alphawomanthebook.com/authors/" target="_blank">these two Visitors to earth</a>.</p>
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<p>The dropping I’m referring to steams in a huge pile right on the cover of their book:</p>
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<p><em>The Alpha Woman Meets Her Match: How Today’s Strong Women can find Love and Happiness without Settling</em></p>
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<p>Never before has such concentrated female hamster delusion been defecated so ignominiously on one spot. Count the spinning wheels and the false assumptions.</p>
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<p>1. An alpha woman is designated by her careerist ambition, rather than by her beauty and youth.</p>
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<p>2. Entitled spinster hags are strong women.</p>
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<p>3. Men secretly love masculine, careerist, dominating women.</p>
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<p>4. Ugly careerist hags can find love and happiness without settling for a boring loser with few options.</p>
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<p>5. Men’s desire is irrelevant. As long as the strong woman wants love and happiness with an alpha male, she’ll get love and happiness with an alpha male.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #105: Frequency and absurdity of female delusions about their romantic worth are directly proportional to real world evidence of their romantic worthlessness.</strong></p>
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