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<h1>The Perfect Alpha Male Online Dating Profile</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/05/24/the-perfect-alpha-male-online-dating-profile/" target="_blank">original article</a> on May 24, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A reader, somewhat drunk on his own amusement, passes along the Facebook page of the thoroughbred that sired the Kentucky Derby winner.</p>
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<blockquote><p>This is the father of the Derby winner. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130601060926/http://www.spendthriftfarm.com/horses/malibu-moon-515.html" target="_blank">This is what</a> your Facebook page should look like!</p></blockquote>
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<p>Ok.</p>
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<h3><em>In 2013</em></h3>
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<ul><li><em>LEADING SIRE by North American earnings; 1st by N.A. stakes wins</em></li><li><em>Sire of America’s LEADING 3-year-old, Kentucky Derby winner ORB ($2,335,850)</em></li><li><em>2013 2YOs in Training are averaging $264,667:Sale Topper at Barretts March – $675,000 colt;$625,000 filly and $550,000 colt at FT March; $485,000 and $370,000 OBS March colts</em></li><li><em>5 SWs, 10 stakes wins: KY Derby (G1)/Florida Derby (G1) winner ORB; Peter Pan (G2) winner FREEDOM CHILD; Multiple GSW KAUAI KATIE ($633,000); La Canada (G2) winner/Santa Margarita (G1)-runner-up MORE CHOCOLATE; multiple 2013 SW MOON PHILLY</em></li><li><em>Co-#1 Sire of Experimental horses (6)</em></li><li><em>Best books yet coming of age:</em> <ul><li><em>139 registered 2YOs of 2013</em></li><li><em>146 foals of 2012</em></li></ul> </li></ul>
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<p>So far so good. Let’s have a look at that photo.</p>
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<p>Nice. Looking pensively into the distance. Refusing to engage the female viewer head on. Absorbed with the world out there, as if plotting the overthrow of a faraway donkey kingdom. This is filly crack.</p>
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<p>Any adventurous and creative readers are welcome, neigh, encouraged!, to craft an online dating website or Facebook profile like our stud horse’s above, except with a few words and photos changed to indicate the featured alpha male is a human and not a horse.</p>
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<p>Wait, CH, I’m supposed to say I sired quality children and guided 146 “foals” to their coming of age?</p>
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<p>Yep.</p>
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<p>Beats droning on about your code monkey career and her love of travel. You might be surprised by how many... ahem... siring opportunities come your way.</p>
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