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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-or-george-clooney/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 2, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Which man is smarter today? Tiger Woods, who got married? Or George Clooney, single and never without a happy smile on his face?</p>
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<p>If Tiger had read my blog and <a href="/dont-get-married.html" target="_blank">taken my eminently sensible advice</a> he would not be facing the dire prospect of a nine digit cut in pay for doing EXACTLY what his wife, Elin Nordegren, did when she married one of the most desirable bachelors in the world — namely, fulfilling the alpha directive. As alpha females should be free to pursue and coax commitment from the highest quality men, so too should alpha males be free to pursue and bang numerous hot women. It would only be fair.</p>
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<p>Beta males at least have an excuse for getting married. They might not find another woman. Alpha males have no excuse.</p>
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<p>As Nike might say to Tiger: “Just don’t do it.”</p>
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