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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/12/18/two-conversations-same-girl-same-day/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 18, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Her: I have to tell you something.</p>
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<p>Me: Oh man, here we go. What?</p>
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<p>Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this.</p>
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<p>Me: You’re a child molester?</p>
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<p>Her: I’m married.</p>
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<p>Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really?</p>
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<p>Her: Yes, really. I’m a bad person.</p>
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<p><strong>*****************</strong></p>
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<p>Her: Would you like to do me in the ass?</p>
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<p>Me: It’s funny how you ask so matter-of-factly. But, yeah, sure.</p>
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<p>Her: Ow ow ow ow. Eeee.</p>
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<p><strong>*****************</strong></p>
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<p>Question for the studio audience: In what order did these two conversations happen?</p>
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<p>This holiday season, we should all take time to remember that women</p>
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<ul><li>have little sense of justice.</li><li>perfected the art of amorality.</li><li>like to be choked.</li></ul>
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<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
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