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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/03/24/unbridgeable-chasm-and-a-recap/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 24, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>There was a contest for the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031755/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/Slideshow/slideshowContentFrameFragXL.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/03/bestpics2007/bestpix.xml" target="_blank">best pictures on the internet</a> for 2007 and the winners of the ‘Favorite Photo for Male Voters’ and ‘Favorite Photo for Female Voters’ categories really says a lot about what turns us on visually.</p>
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<p>Here is the photo judged most pleasing by male voters:</p>
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<p>No surprise. I would’ve liked to have seen some green nipples for realism.</p>
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<p>Here is the photo judged most pleasing by female voters:</p>
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<p>The lesson is clear. Men have women’s bodies on the brain, and when they can’t ogle a real woman’s body they’ll settle for a mossy likeness. Women have cute animals, babies, and maternal love on the brain. And when they can’t enjoy these things they become lawyers. In previous generations, the husband spent a few nights a week out of the house playing poker with his buddies. There was no concept of married couples sharing all aspects of their lives together. I think they had it right.</p>
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<p>In other news, the <a href="/ironic-hipster-happy-hour.html" target="_blank">hipster happy hour</a> last Friday brought a lot of love, although there weren’t many authentic hipsters at Marvin, just a lot of yuppies dancing ineffectually. There was rampant binge alcoholism and some were found passed out on their couches afterwards.</p>
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<p>This looks like it was a very sweet dream.</p>
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