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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2007/10/12/why-i-date-younger-girls/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 12, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Clarification: <br>*By younger, I mean 5+ years younger than me and legal. Pervs.<br>*By older, I mean closer to my age (not more than 4 years younger) and up.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Met a girl for a date at a county park. She had arrived first and was sitting on a swing. I pushed the swing before either of us exchanged any words. She <em>wheee-ed</em> with joy. I then chased her around parked cars in the parking lot.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Asked a girl to meet me at the park for frisbee. She declined, saying she didn’t want to step in dog poop.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Made out passionately with her and digitally aroused her under a streetlamp at 4AM.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>She told me <em>“could you please close the blinds before we start?”</em> when we were about to have sex.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Talked about double-headed dildos.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Talked about the housing market.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Ordered a beer. And then another. And another. And another.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Returned the hummus because it wasn’t the right consistency.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Squealed happily with faux indignation when I called her a brat.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Got seriously offended when I called her a brat.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Was completely open to visiting new places and trying novel things on dates.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Had to be home by 11 for a big meeting the next morning.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Multi-orgasmic.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Artificial lubrication required.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Firm, smooth flesh. Naturally moistened lips. Excellent buttock musculature.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Spongy, chemically exfoliated flesh. Addicted to chapstick. Buttocks showing signs of weariness.</p>
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<p><strong>Younger</strong><br>Loves spontaneously.</p>
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<p><strong>Older</strong><br>Rations her emotions.</p>
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<p>Younger women... it’s my only weakness.</p>
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