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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/01/16/women-prefer-taken-men/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 16, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Ah women... saintly creatures. The fairer sex. Daddies’ little princesses. And also <a href="http://www.bakadesuyo.com/2009/10/new-scientist-study-women-prefer-men-who-are/" target="_blank">more likely than men to be homewreckers</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Do women prefer men who are attached?</p><p>“Everything was the same across all participants, except whether their ideal mate was already attached or not,” says Burkley.</p><p>The most striking result was in the responses of single women. <strong>Offered a single man, 59 per cent were interested in pursuing a relationship. But when he was attached, 90 per cent said they were up for the chase.</strong></p><p><strong>Men were keenest on pursuing new mates, but weren’t bothered whether their target was already attached or not.</strong></p></blockquote>
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<p>This shouldn’t be news to veteran readers of CH. We of the illuminati already knew, from years toiling in the field, getting our dicks dirty, that women:</p>
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<p>1. love to CHASE CHASE CHASE aloof men who aren’t readily available</p>
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<p>2. love preselected men other women love, and</p>
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<p>3. love the drama that necessarily accompanies stealing a validated man from his girlfriend or wife.</p>
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<p>Really, if feminists were smart (asking a lot, I know), they’d realize their worst enemies aren’t laser-guided ego-targeting truth bombers like yours truly, but other women who will claw, scratch and passive-aggressively sabotage their way over the messed tresses of their sexual market competitors. Politically, women may be a united front, but privately they are at each other’s throats. And they attack with their knives sheathed, plausible deniability and rationalizing hamsters their greatest allies in this total war of gene delivery vessels, which makes them all the more potent adversaries.</p>
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