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<h1>A Sad Day For America: Ted Kennedy Is Dead</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/08/26/a-sad-day-for-america-ted-kennedy-is-dead/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 26, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>It’s a sad day. Ted Kennedy, lion of the left, has passed from this world. A vibrant melting pot of Americans of every persuasion mourn the loss, and hope to carry on his ideals in their own lives.</p>
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<p>I, too, shed a tear. With a lump in my throat, I have written a deeply felt eulogy for Senator Kennedy. Pardon the hastily penned thoughts, but the words came spilling out of me like a deluge.</p>
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<p>******</p>
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<p>You, Senator Kennedy, are the slime and detritus of fish shit and flotsam that collects on the stones sitting at the bottom of the Chappaquiddick brine.</p>
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<p>You, Senator Kennedy, are the bloated fermented sack of pestilent traitorous lying filth who helped pass the <a href="https://infogalactic.com/info/Immigration_and_Nationality_Act_(1965)" target="_blank">Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965</a> that in its effects has been a <em>de facto </em>genocide by another name against America’s majority and soon to be minority native sons and daughters, and from which calamitous effects you have spent a lifetime hypocritically barricading yourself behind the safe gates of lily white oases.</p>
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<p>You, Senator Kennedy, are the greasy smegma that rings the pustuled, syphilitic cockhead of a piss and shit-stained gutter bum washed up on our streets with the help of an unlimited supply of family reunification visas.</p>
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<p>You, Big Fat Fuck Ted, are a genuine American Traitor, brazenly disloyal to the American people while blindingly loyal to your twisted, fetid equalist ideology, and who should be thankful a blessed cancer ate your brain to mush instead of a hangman’s noose breaking your neck in the public square.</p>
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<p>You, Kennedy scion, are an Avatar of the Great Lie, a repugnant purveyor of damnable falsehoods. The people of Massachusetts shame themselves in endlessly returning you to office.</p>
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<p>Benedict Arnold commends you.</p>
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<p>MS-13 laughs at you.</p>
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<p>And I, Dear Dead Leader, do the happy dance over the gravesite of your lousy rotting corpse.</p>
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<p>Rest In Torment, fucker.</p>
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<p>(and people wonder why I stay anonymous.)</p>
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