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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2012.html">Heartiste: 2012</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/10/26/alpha-troll-of-the-month/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 26, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Somewhere in Brazil, an alpha prankster (you’d need to be alpha to pull this off for as long as he did with a smirk on your face) trolled a slut walk full of unhygienic feminists hard. He rolled up and rolled his dick out in solidarity with the concept of slut pride, as seething, violent, hyper-emotional feminist cuntrags, who wouldn’t know irony if it walked up and boob-slapped them, threw stuff at him, missing 100% of the time from three feet out. Because girls can’t throw.</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20121105044953if_/http://www.youtube.com/embed/e6CBqYxFcF4?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>Awareness raised! For some reason, I have it in my mind that this guy is actually mischievous commenter “gig” moonlighting as a rapscallion. You go, gig!</p>
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<p>Anyhow, the Youtube comments are gold, demonstrating once again that the best American comedy is to be found lurking on Youtube under anonymous troll cover. Ex:</p>
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<blockquote><p>So this is why my sandwich is still not made. Damn the March of the Sluts.</p></blockquote>
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<p>“There are only two ways of telling great humor without getting fined for sexual harassment — anonymously and posthumously.”<br/> – Thomas Sowell</p>
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<p>So I take it Brazil is now filled to the rafters with inane feminists who lack the awareness to perceive their hypocrisy. Yay globalization! We’ve come a long way from Blame it on Rio. I wonder if a single one of those <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20121105044953/http://jezebel.com/" target="_blank">shrieking skanks</a> offended (shamefully aroused?) by the sight of penis blowin’ in the breeze grasps the irony that they betrayed the principle of their slut walk by reacting in judgmental horror to a guy who just wanted to empower himself and dress the way he wants. Can’t a guy stroll through a feminist coven proudly showcasing some serpent skin without being accosted, institutionally raped, and deprivileged by the matriarchy? There should be laws against women who victimize men because they can’t control themselves when they see penis. Hey hey, ho ho, penis haters got to go!</p>
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<p>A master troll who knows his craft can smash a million pretty lies with one mighty unzip of his pants.</p>
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<p>Let’s have a closer look at the alpha mug which drove a horde of feminists apoplectic with self-realization.</p>
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<a href="/files/Mrmr6Pu2.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/Mrmr6Pu2.jpg"></a>
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<p>Readers sometimes ask what exactly “bemused mastery” looks like. I think this should answer their question.</p>
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<a href="/files/bKK9L1K8.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/bKK9L1K8.jpg"></a>
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<p>The smirk of satisfaction. Don’t expect a cringing display of beta supplicating apologetics from this face. He knows he’s getting laid for his effrontery.</p>
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<p>If you scan the crowd, you’ll see a few white knight omegaboy lasanga vegetables shitting their panties. Gotta love their utter demasculinizing uselessness out there. Lapdog mascots who will lick the boots of their cunty masters for a grateful nibble of fetid swamp snatch when the moon aligns with Uranus. But enough about Hugo Schwyzer.</p>
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