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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2011.html">Heartiste: 2011</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2011/02/02/be-an-impatient-alpha-male/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 2, 2011. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>“blert” left this <a href="/women-prefer-laconic-men.html" target="_blank">insightful comment</a> about throwing off an alpha vibe:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Always maintain a reserve of impatience; to get away from ‘this crowd’ and get personal. Thusly, loud venues provide advantage.</p><p>The need to leave at will is just another reason to NOT dinner date.</p></blockquote>
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<p>This confirms my real-life experience. When I have gotten agitated at busy bars or events and made direct challenges to the girl in my company for us to “get out of here”, her eyes lit up with a mix of confusion and excitement. As an opportunity to showcase higher value, taking a girl out to a loud, crowded venue could serve as an excellent springboard to display leadership traits.</p>
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<p>“I don’t want to be here right now, getting sweated on. I’m leaving.”</p>
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<p>“Where are you going?!”, as she follows you out the door.</p>
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<p>“Your place.”</p>
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<p>The air of impatience with societal convention — and people in general — is an alpha characteristic. The alpha male does not suffer fools — or dancing, drinking douchebags — gladly. His impatience is borne of a cultivated sense of self-regard, as well as an anger directed at contrived social situations which thwart his zeal to fornicate RIGHT NOW.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #50: The prime directive of the alpha male is fornication. Anything which hinders the fulfillment of the prime directive is to be vanquished as a foe or excised from the mind as a cancer.</strong></p>
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