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<h1>Birthday Cat Game</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2015.html">Heartiste: 2015</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/05/14/birthday-cat-game/" target="_blank">original article</a> on May 14, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Ah, Birthday Cat, what distaff hearts can’t you warm? A reader (his chat in blue bubbles) sends a screenshot of his phone, demonstrating the power of the <a href="/non-sequitur-game.html" target="_blank">cutesy non sequitur</a> to drive women wild with curiosity and arousal.</p>
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<a href="/files/TLn9NDpB.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/TLn9NDpB.jpg"></a>
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<p>Women ask questions when they are intrigued by a man. A completely uninterested woman would simply not reply to the cat pictogram, or would blow it off with her own non sequitur.</p>
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<p>That phrase “...I guess” is also telling. Translating from the womanese, <em>“...I guess”</em> means <em>“...I guess I don’t know what you think about me, and it’s driving me nuts.”</em></p>
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<p>Some more Birthday Cat Game in action, <a href="/pictogram-text-game-trending.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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