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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2015.html">Heartiste: 2015</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/06/17/dick-pic-game/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 17, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Reader W.E.K. takes a <a href="/how-to-respond-to-a-girl-who-dumps-you-over-facebook.html" target="_blank">page from a gilded CH tome</a> to harness the muff misting magic of the dick emoji.</p>
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<p>******</p>
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<p>An interesting anecdotal aside to the 8======D—- guy.</p>
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<p>I have worked as a doorman/bouncer in some highly popular bars/nightclubs in my area.</p>
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<p>One time I was working the door sitting on a stool when out comes a quite attractive brunette from inside the bar. She sits on an adjacent stool for a few moments but I really wasn’t paying much attention as I was trying to text my then gf at the time and manage her fragile/needy emotional state because she had fallen quite hard for me and at this point was freaking out whenever I went to work and thus was surrounded by lots of young attractive women. Regardless of the fact that I met her at another bar I worked at.</p>
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<p>Anyway back to the brunette on the stool. She sees that I’m texting and paying her no mind so she says to me<br/> “Hey want to text me?”<br/> I paused for a moment considering the idiocy of the question.<br/> I was in a playful mood that needed respite from my insecure gf”s annoyingness so I hand her my phone to put her number in.</p>
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<p>When I got my phone back I texted her this.<br/> 8========D——-</p>
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<p>I think she texted back ” what’s that ?” To which I lol’d.</p>
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<p>True to female form her next response was<br/> “Wanna make out?”</p>
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<p>I paused for a few moments considering the utter hilarity of the question. Then I stood up and glided over gently holding the back of her head and pulled her in for a quick make out.</p>
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<p>Ever the professional I kept it short and made myself get back to focusing on the job.<br/> A few hours later and she texts me with<br/> “Come to my hotel”</p>
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<p>I told her I wouldn’t be off for another few hours and I forgot about it due to logistics and the fact that my gf was at my place and would stay up waiting for me.<br/> As i’m driving home she texts me again wanting me to come over but I just ignored because I was already nearly home.<br/> Unfortunately for me my gf went through my phone and found an unknown number added while at work (fucking sneaky bitches). The texts were of course deleted. So then I have to make up a lot of shit and manipulate some emotions to keep things copacetic.<br/> The gf ended up calling her though and a lot of shit talking ensued. I had to really hide how entertained I was.</p>
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<p>Moral of the story:<br/> 8======D—–</p>
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<p>It works.</p>
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<p>******</p>
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<p>And why does it work on lovely ladies? It keeps ’em guessing. It smacks of male sexual entitlement. It betrays a sexy indifference to female approval. It’s fun and flirty. It’s (literally) cocky. It’s unpredictable and immature.</p>
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<p>In other words, it’s everything beta males aren’t.</p>
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