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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/09/30/feminist-catchphrase-translator/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 30, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>The following open source, feminist bromide translation service is offered free of charge. Share with your local warpig!</p>
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<p>exploitation, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. anything that gives straight men pleasure.</p>
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<p>threatening, <em>adj</em><br/> 1. an instance of consensual lovemaking.<br/> 2. an erect penis.</p>
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<p>“Men are threatened by [X]“, <em>clause</em><br/> 1. rationale offered when men don’t like what feminists like.</p>
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<p>rape, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. regret.<br/> 2. unsatisfactory sex with a beta male.</p>
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<p>rape culture, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. invisible, unidentifiable, cosmic force that helps provide justification for massive redistribution of wealth from men to women.<br/> 2. normal, healthy society.</p>
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<p>slutwalk, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. a gathering of half-naked ugly women imagining that men want them.<br/> 2. a gathering of half-naked cute women orchestrated by a rich man living in the Upper East Side as a ruse to get laid.</p>
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<p>social conditioning, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. biology.<br/> 2. all-purpose explanation for any innate human behavior or sexual preference that vexes feminists.<br/> 3. hope.</p>
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<p>BBW, <em>proper noun</em><br/> 1. a fat woman looking at herself in an hourglass-shaped funhouse mirror.</p>
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<p>“smart and sassy”, <em>adj.</em><br/> 1. annoying.<br/> 2. ugly.<br/> 3. fat.<br/> 4. what women with the above three traits put in online dating profiles in lieu of a full body photo.</p>
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<p>[X] privilege, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. anything that isn’t immediately recognizable as feminist privilege.<br/> 2. the sin of someone being better at something than someone else.<br/> 3. the quality of not being a loser.<br/> <em>syn.</em>: envy</p>
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<p>creep, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. a boring niceguy who makes an innocent pass at a woman.<br/> 2. a male target of a feminist’s psychological projection.</p>
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<p>asshole, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. noncommittal lover.<br/> 2. sexy cad who doesn’t know feminist exists.<br/> 3. irresistible man.</p>
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<p>mansplaining, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. logic.<br/> 2. reason.</p>
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<p>whine, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. legitimate complaint.</p>
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<p>double standard, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. a reality of human sexual nature which bothers feminists.<br/> 2. holding women accountable for the consequences of anything they do.</p>
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<p>“WOW, JUST WOW”, <em>exclamation</em><br/> 1. emotional response to hurtful facts.<br/> 2. a resounding admission of defeat in the marketplace of ideas.</p>
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<p>War on Women, <em>proper noun</em><br/> 1. a make-believe land dreamed up by feminists and their male enablers to explain away the natural consequences of sex dimorphism.<br/> 2. a shibboleth offered by community college professors to starry-eyed, naive coeds, for the purpose of easily seducing them.<br/> 3. propaganda to divert attention from the fact that women in the whole receive <a href="/the-fundamental-premise.html" target="_blank">every societal and cultural advantage in life</a>.</p>
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<p>cisgender, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. normal human being.</p>
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<p>LGBQT, <em>proper noun</em><br/> 1. abnormal human being.</p>
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<p>heteronormativity, <em>noun</em><br/> 1. the imagined cause of a misfit’s deep feelings of shame and inferiority.</p>
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<p>“I am a feminist because [X]“, <em>clause</em><br/> 1. rationalization for having no dating life or marital prospects.</p>
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<p>Women’s Studies, <em>proper noun</em><br/> 1. lifetime poverty.</p>
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<p>“No self-respecting woman would date [X]“, <em>clause</em><br/> 1. An obvious face-saving excuse ugly women say when rejected by men.<br/> 2. <a href="https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/No_True_Scotsman" target="_blank">No True Feminist</a> fallacy.</p>
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