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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/02/02/jerkboy-charisma-game-a-series/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 2, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>CH really likes the Jerkboy Charisma Game series, so expect to see more of it. Hope you’re copacetic!</p>
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<p>Commenter Wrecked ‘Em <em>{space reserved for a rectum joke}</em> writes,</p>
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<blockquote><p>Yesterday, I watched my professional asshole friend run this by a hot girl he barely knew:</p><p>Him: you seem sexually frustrated<br/> Her: what?<br/> Him: I think you need your ass tickled<br/> Her: what?!?!? (laughing)<br/> Him: Put your number into my phone<br/> Her: (puts her number into his phone)</p></blockquote>
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<p>Recall <a href="/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon.html" target="_blank">Poon Commandment XIII</a>:</p>
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<p><strong>Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little.</strong></p>
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<p>Also recall CH Maxim #30:</p>
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<p><strong>When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerkboy Do? Then do that.</strong></p>
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<p>When all else fails, or you’re at a loss for what to do next with a girl, or all you have at your disposal is feeble beta game, then be an asshole. Asshole Game should be your default seduction when you can’t think of more ethical options. You may not like it, but there’s no arguing with results.</p>
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