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<h1>Mono Game</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/06/11/mono-game/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 11, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Zeets the Throwback Barbarian told me about a situation he had with his date.</p>
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<p>Zeets: So the date is going well...</p>
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<p>Me: Some makeouts?</p>
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<p>Zeets: We were about to kiss but then I stopped her and told her I had mono and I didn’t want her to catch it. I said it should only be one more week then we would kiss.</p>
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<p>Me: How did she take it?</p>
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<p>Zeets: Actually, I think it made her more attracted to me. Pushing her away mid-kiss turned her on.</p>
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<p>Me: And mono is the kissing disease. She probably wondered how many women you kissed. Well played!</p>
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<p>GAME PRINCIPLES ILLUSTRATED</p>
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<ol><li>takeaway (interrupted the kiss)</li><li>future pacing (“then we would kiss”)</li><li>preselected by women (kissing disease)</li><li>protector of loved ones (“didn’t want her to catch it”)</li></ol>
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