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<h1>mood music</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120418174049/http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/mood-music/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 23, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>you’ve got her back at your place. light dimmer pre-adjusted before you left for the night to</p>
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<p>loooooooooooooow. (you’re a good boy scout. always prepared.)</p>
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<p>bowl of chocolate covered strawberries on the coffee table. you hand her some matches and ask her to help you light the candles.</p>
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<p>(good job, son! you know doing little things together increases her investment in you. now she’s less likely to put up last minute resistance.)</p>
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<p>you tell her to make herself comfortable. you slip in a CD. keep that volume at lubrication level, cowboy! right around 3 is perfect.</p>
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<p>it’s your go-to album for these extra special moments. the first melodic frequencies reach out from the speakers and slowly unbotton her jeans. oh yeah, nothing sets the sexy mood quite like this:</p>
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<p>Video: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCE1NnvonF0" target="_blank">[Video removed from YouTube]</a></p>
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