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<h1>New York Beta Times Stumbles On Chateau Heartiste Truth, Mass Hysteria Ensues</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/02/08/new-york-beta-times-stumbles-on-chateau-heartiste-truth-mass-hysteria-ensues/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 8, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A year late and a neural synapse short, the New York Beta Times has <a href="/this-house-is-clean-and-sex-free.html" target="_blank">stumbled upon a dusty CH tome</a> and <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140217182750/http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html" target="_blank">(re)discovered an obvious fact of the sexes</a>: Domestic servitude makes a man undesirable in the eyes and loins of his woman.</p>
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<blockquote><p>A study called “Egalitarianism, Housework and Sexual Frequency in Marriage,” which appeared in The American Sociological Review last year, surprised many, precisely because it went against the logical assumption that as marriages improve by becoming more equal, the sex in these marriages will improve, too. Instead, it found that when men did certain kinds of chores around the house, couples had less sex. Specifically, if men did all of what the researchers characterized as feminine chores like folding laundry, cooking or vacuuming — the kinds of things many women say they want their husbands to do — then couples had sex 1.5 fewer times per month than those with husbands who did what were considered masculine chores, like taking out the trash or fixing the car. It wasn’t just the frequency that was affected, either — at least for the wives. The more traditional the division of labor, meaning the greater the husband’s share of masculine chores compared with feminine ones, the greater his wife’s reported sexual satisfaction.</p></blockquote>
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<p>This news so shocked the NYBTimes readership that the high IQ assembled emptied their bowels en masse and vaulted the article to #1 most-emailed. In a den of liars, a simple truth is meme-king. Quoting the CH bastion of enlightenment,</p>
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<blockquote><p>When men are men and women are women, the sex is more frequent. And probably hotter, too. When men are scalzied manboobs and women are manjawed feminists, the bedroom is an arid wasteland of dashed passion.</p><p>Sexual polarity — the primal force that adheres the cosmic cock to the celestial snatch — is the truth of truths that belies every feminist assertion ever made in the history of that insipid, leprotic ideology. May the losers of the world quake and fall to their knees before its divine directive.</p></blockquote>
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<p>You may now take a moment to ponder what terrible, horrible, no good, very bad truths the high priests of leftoidism will scare themselves into noticing next. Down the hall, second door on the right... what’s that you’ve found? Biological race differences? Good God, man! Brace yourself against something sturdy! Third floor, door at the end of the hall... <a href="/more-scientific-evidence-that-chicks-dig-jerks.html" target="_blank">women love badboys</a>? Lawdy it’s another breathtaking nugget of common sense! You’ve just loaded your diaper. There there, dear.</p>
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<p>Let them have their circus act. Whatever they need to keep those UES cocktail party invites flowing, and their naughty thoughts checked before their self-admiration is wrecked. It’s all fun and games unless $$$trillions$$$ are wasted on turning their self-medicating lies into public policy. Woops.</p>
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