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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2011.html">Heartiste: 2011</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2011/12/29/newsflash-sexually-obsolete-jilted-wife-reconsiders-divorcing-unfaithful-alpha-male-husband/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 29, 2011. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120107110855/http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/851191/arnold-schwarzenegger-and-maria-shriver-reunited" target="_blank">This is what happens</a> when a woman who has passed into sexual worthlessness has to contemplate the stark reality of divorce from a cheating alpha male husband who fathered a child with his mistress, but who still tingles his wife’s tangle.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Is Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger?</p><p>That’s what we heard.</p><p>Tipsters cite the Kennedy princess’ strong Catholic faith as one of the main reasons she might be reconsidering tossing the husband who cheated on her.</p></blockquote>
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<p>The religion excuse is squid ink. Maria has lost her looks and is facing the merciless indifference of the zero sum, free-for-all dating market as an aged divorcée. She knows, on some deep primitive level, that as a newly single woman she could very well wind up living out her years unloved by any man. Or at the least unloved by any man even close to Arnold’s level of alphaness.</p>
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<p>A woman in this position, and swirling with these feelings, can forgive a lot. I mean, A LOT.</p>
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<p>Arnold, for his part, is reported to be treating her nicely. What’s that sound... <em>cha ching.</em></p>
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<p>It’s almost as if there is a powerful sexual market guiding people’s decisions. Weird.</p>
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