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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/04/03/shakespeare-vindicates-chateau-heartiste/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 3, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Perspicacious and numerate commenter “St” writes in response to <a href="/romeo-had-game.html" target="_blank">this post</a> about Shakespeare having his male characters utter fewer words than their romantic female counterparts,</p>
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<blockquote><p>CH,</p><p>I hope you realize that 101/155 = 65.1%</p><p>Which is disturbingly close (1.6%) to the 2/3 male-to-female text communication ratio you advise.</p><p>If that’s not another exogenous vindication of Chateau principles, I don’t know what is.</p></blockquote>
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<p>“St” is referring to CH’s <a href="/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon.html" target="_blank">Poon Commandment V</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>V. Adhere to the golden ratio</strong></p><p>Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.</p></blockquote>
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<p>It appears that CH, knowingly or unwittingly ;), stumbled upon a deep and abiding truth about sex, love and the erotic nature of women that was known to the literary greats of the distant past.</p>
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<p>Heartiste and Shakespeare... truly, madly, deeply in ❤️!</p>
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