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<h1>Spot The Shitlib Body Language</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/10/14/spot-the-shitlib-body-language/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 14, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Reader Mel Gibson watched a few minutes of last night’s Democrat debate, and came away with an astute observation regarding this photo of the candidates standing together on stage.</p>
<blockquote><p>All with passive and weak body posture – cover genitals, smile like a submissive chimp. Who’s that guy on the left? He’s the only one who looks like he isn’t a pansy.</p></blockquote>
<p>That’s Jim Webb on the far left (heh). And yes, he’s the only one who has a non-shitlib face and non-shitlib body language. And not coincidentally he’s probably the least insane of the Dem leftoids running for president.</p>
<p>Reminder: Clasping your hands in front of your crotch to hide your impudent manhood from the world (and this includes Hillary) is a <a href="/spot-the-beta-male.html" target="_blank">tell of submission and weak betatude</a>. I don’t remember Donald Fucking Trumpening ever standing in this manner at a major public speaking event, and I doubt he ever will. (But I bet ¡Jabe! was born with his hands cradling his frank and refried beans.)</p>
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