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<h1>The Church Of David Alexander</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/07/03/the-church-of-david-alexander/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 3, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>David Alexander, frequent blogosphere commenter, extraordinarily successful troll, and often self-contradictory advocate for the supposed virtues of the celibate omega male way of life, has started a church — <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031417/http://davidalexanderism.moonfruit.com/" target="_blank">The Church of David Alexander</a> — and a new religion, Davidalexanderism.</p>
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<p>Here is his First Article of Faith:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Article The First: Betas must not reproduce or impose themselves upon women. These women are unwilling, only wishing to steal your money perhaps or shower you with contempt.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Hey, if enlightened <a href="/three-macbooks.html" target="_blank">liberal SWPLs</a> can invent a new cult religion <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031417/http://www.halfsigma.com/2008/06/the-danger-of-post-christian-mother-nature-worship.html" target="_blank">worshipping Gaia</a> and Her only begotten Sons, Anthropogenic Global Warming and Free Range Sea Salt, I don’t see why it’s any less irrational for David Alexander to have a church in His name where His flock goes to worship the greatness of His supernatural omegatude.</p>
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<p>“I am the beta and the omega, the second from last and the last, the living end and the dead end.”</p>
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<p>“I am beta am.”</p>
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<p>“Go, be fruitless and masturbate.”</p>
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<p><em>(Church of David Alexander website courtesy of reader Bhetti.)</em></p>
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