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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/08/19/the-first-swpl-president/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 19, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120829121107/http://isteve.blogspot.com/2012/08/beer-summit.html" target="_blank">S. Sailer</a>:</p>
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<p>Is Obama sticking out his pinky? Forget the first half-black prez, what we have here is the first SWPL prez. No wonder SWPLs jizz their pants for this guy.</p>
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<p>Even better, you gotta love the field hockey player American girls chugging beer like dock workers. The one on the left looks like she’s storing a few kegs in her upper arms.</p>
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<p>In a sane nation, Presidents who sip beer like it’s an apéritif and look like they’re pinching a loaf become punchlines.</p>
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<p>In a sane nation, women who proudly and ostentatiously surrender their femininity to act like men get shunned.</p>
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<p>I want to live in a sane nation. Sounds like paradise.</p>
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<p>ps this is a political post lacking gravitas. for gravitas, redirect to: hillary’s rump and alex pareene’s bitch tits.</p>
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