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<h1>Translations</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/03/12/translations/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 12, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<ul><li> “I want to be romanced.” </li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “I want you to state your desire to fuck me with impeccable subtlety.”</p>
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<ul><li> “One day you’ll meet your soulmate.” </li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “One day you’ll settle.”</p>
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<ul><li> “Just be yourself.” </li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “Know your place.”</p>
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<ul><li> “I will never cheat on someone I love.” </li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “I will never cheat on someone I love given the options available to me.”</p>
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<ul><li> “Does my ass look fat in these jeans?” </li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “Will you assuage my insecurities?”</p>
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<ul><li>“If she doesn’t want me, it’s her loss.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “It’s my loss.”</p>
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<ul><li>“It’s what’s on the inside that counts.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “You’ll never get laid.”</p>
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<ul><li>“I’m spiritual.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “I’ve substituted one bogus belief for another that is peer-approved.”</p>
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<ul><li>“Everyone is different.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “Generalizations are an affront to my inflated ego.”</p>
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<ul><li>“You look as beautiful as the day we first met.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “I forgot how much better you used to look.”</p>
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<ul><li>“I love you.”</li></ul>
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<p>Translation: “I love you.”*</p>
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<p>*<em>I love you </em>is impossible to say deceitfully without some part of your face twitching in betrayal. It’s like the truth serum of turns of phrase. Try it sometime with a lover you don’t really love. You’ll see what I mean. The words will ricochet in your brain and curdle your tongue before they’ve escaped your mouth if they aren’t sincerely felt. <em>I love you too, baby</em> and <em>Love YOU </em>don’t have the same effect. Those permutations can be effectively fibbed. Only the original three words, with meaningful eye contact, will thwart your best efforts at lying.</p>
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