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<h1>What's Annoying In This Picture?</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/03/06/whats-annoying-in-this-picture/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 6, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>Answer below</strong></p>
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<a href="/files/GN0YNca6.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/GN0YNca6.jpg"></a>
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<p>The satchel.</p>
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<p>As everyone helpfully pointed out, there are a lot of annoying things in this picture.</p>
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<p>But the satchel-wearing herb is the most annoying of them all. Its 1AM and he’s drinking a beer in a loud bar environment that is not conducive to bringing textbooks and studying for an art history exam. Why does he need to wear that stupid satchel? Did mommy pack a midnight snack for him? Every time one of these dorks turns around the satchel knocks over a drink or hits some short girl in the face. Tres gay.</p>
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<p>The worst offenders are the guys who wear bulging backpacks filled with, no doubt, threadless.com t-shirts. They occupy enough personal space for two people.</p>
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<p>Contest winners are mm, rina and finefantastic. Please claim your winning prize to perform a free naked pole dance in my bedroom before the end of month. Preferably together. Windex will be supplied.</p>
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